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Siemens-Martin steelled adj. You are drunk and reduced to an open hearth, from which only tea can be ladled. Bhavish stood by the fireplace, Siemens-Martin steelled, requesting a ladle for his lager. Sienesed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially elevated, then defeated by the need to find the lavatory. Khalidah was Sienesed, speaking grandly before abandoning the toast for the lavatory. Sierpinski carpeted adj. Of a drinker who has been repeatedly divided into smaller, less useful portions of conversation. Lazelle was Sierpinski carpeted, splitting every anecdote until only an apology remained. Sierpinski cubed adj. Describing a drinker who occupies several diminishing corners of the room, chiefly the one nearest the biscuits. Clerence was Sierpinski cubed, present in three corners and absent from the dinner table. Sierpinski curved adj. A drinker who eventually fills the available floor, by a route no straight line would predict. Karel was Sierpinski curved, reaching the cloakroom by occupying most of the lounge. Sierpinski gasketed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining space is triangular, including the gap between the chair and the wall. Jazilyn was Sierpinski gasketed and attempted to sit in the triangular space beside the sofa. Sierpinski numbered adj. The state of being drunk and proving, indefinitely, that every new round produces another unsuitable number. Sriram was Sierpinski numbered, producing odd calculations whenever the bar tab appeared. Sierpinski spaced adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the entire evening to two locations: here and somewhere inexplicable. Damiel was Sierpinski spaced, alternating between the armchair and the garden gate. Sierpinski sponged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired infinite recesses, all of them containing crisps. Saqib was Sierpinski sponged, with endless compartments apparently devoted to crisps. Sierpinski triangled adj. Reduced by drink to three identical opinions, each delivered from a different side of the table. Zolah was Sierpinski triangled, repeating one opinion from three seats around the table. Sierra Leone peached adj. Softened by drink into a delicate fruit, then left on the sideboard beside the actual fruit. Lilliyan was Sierra Leone peached and rested gently beside the bowl of ordinary plums. Sierra Leoneaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a point of firm purpose, directed chiefly at opening a packet of crisps. Aranveer was Sierra Leoneaned, intent on the crisps with military precision. Sierra Leonianed adj. Loosened by drink into a courteous arrangement of limbs, none of which now obeys the chair. Emmarose was Sierra Leonianed, relaxed beyond the structural intentions of the armchair. Sierra Miwoked adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the room into several territories, all claimed by the same coat. Syniyah was Sierra Miwoked, marking three territories with one abandoned cardigan. Sierra Nevada brushfinched adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, intermittent progress of a small bird reconsidering a breadcrumb. Kadiesha was Sierra Nevada brushfinched, advancing towards one breadcrumb by stages. Sierra plummed adj. Drunk and resembling a small fruit tree, particularly in the matter of standing still near the punch. Johnnyjoe was Sierra plummed, stationary beside the punch bowl and faintly ornamental.