smugginged
smurfinged

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smugginged adj. Drunk on the strength of having acquired something, regardless of whether it was wanted or paid for. Morten was smugginged after acquiring an unattended pork pie, whether purchased or not. smuggishnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that the resulting confidence constitutes expertise. Bienvenida grew smuggishnessed and rejected Roseanne's map without examining it.
smuggler's Bibled adj. Drunk by closing time, and hollowing out the evening to store one more ill-advised plan. smuggler's bibled adj. Still drunk, and carrying a carefully emptied mental compartment for objects that should remain visible. smuggler's mooned adj. Too drunk to navigate by anything brighter than a dim light, but confident that it is sufficient. smugglered (/ˈsmʌɡ.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly transporting objects between rooms without a defensible reason. smuggleried adj. Loosened by drink into slipping forbidden items into the kitchen cupboards. smugglinged adj. Emboldened by drink to move contraband quietly past the household's sleeping occupants. smugmuged adj. Slowed by drink to a superior expression and a very gradual search for the remote. smugnessed adj. Drunk and privately certain that everyone else has made poor choices about the evening. smuoned adj. Drunk to the point where an unseen partner is required to explain the missing slipper. smurf accounted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a second household identity has been assumed for the evening. Anabelia went smurf accounted and introduced herself to the sofa as a new arrival. smurf attacked adj. Drunk in a way that broadcasts one small domestic grievance until the whole room answers. smurfed (/smɜːfd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary domestic scale, with a tiny blue authority in the room. smurfered adj. Drunk, with the result that small sums of household money keep changing hands without explanation.
smurfinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes pretending to be a novice at ordinary tasks seem plausible. Anjolena went smurfinged and asked how the kettle worked, having filled it herself.