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smurglinged adj. Drunk to the extent of kneading the sofa while purring softly into its cushions. smurred (/smɜːd/) adj. Drunk enough to settle over the kitchen in a fine, persistent drizzle of crumbs. Emmamae was smurred by midnight, lightly seasoning the worktop with toast. smush named adj. Drunk by the third round, and blending two household names into one domestic title. smushed (/smʌʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a beaten mass beneath the sitting-room blanket. smut-balled adj. Still drunk, and puffed into a round, fungal shape beneath the duvet. smutched (/smʌt͡ʃd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stain from the object on which it has been left. smutchinned (/ˈsmʌt͡ʃɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to take snuff from the sugar bowl and sneeze into the sofa. smutfested adj. Having drunk enough to turn the sofa into an unnecessarily vulgar subject of conversation. smutficked adj. Having drunk more than the plot can bear, and supplying the sofa with explicit backstory. smutgrassed adj. You have drunk enough to stand stiffly in the kitchen, spreading in every direction. Lytonya smutgrassed beside the fridge, standing stiffly while her balance spread everywhere. smuthounded (/ˈsmʌthaʊndd/) adj. You are drunk and pursuing salacious explanations for the sofa's entirely innocent cushions. Tamme was smuthounded and interrogated the upholstery about its evening activities. smutmongered (/ˈsmʌtmʌŋɡəd/) adj. Of a drinker: publishing salacious household gossip from the sofa to anyone still awake. Keyler became smutmongered and circulated a scandal concerning the missing teaspoon. smutted (/smʊtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and blackened with kitchen soot from investigating the neglected hob. Zineb got smutted while checking whether the burnt saucepan could still be saved. smuttered adj. Of a drinker who has broken the household's grain into diseased kernels and blown the evidence away. Balam got smuttered and scattered cereal across the kitchen before breakfast. smuttinessed adj. Drunk beyond keeping the conversation fit for the snug. smuttingsed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves only the chaff of an argument behind. Ruadhan went smuttingsed and reduced the dispute to its least useful fragments.