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snake danced adj. Slowed by drink to proceed in a parade of one, chiefly between tables. Jurell went snake danced through the restaurant, receiving no formal escort. snake doctored adj. Drunk and hovering brightly above the conversation, with no useful diagnosis. snake drafted adj. Drunk to the point where every choice reverses the previous choice. Emo became snake drafted and selected pudding only after rejecting it twice. snake eagled adj. Drunk enough to survey the room from above, while remaining unmistakably on the floor. snake eelled adj. You are drunk and moving with the flexible, directionless determination of something that has misplaced its fins. snake eyessed adj. Drunk past the point of expecting either die to offer encouragement. snake feared adj. Describing a drinker who has identified something long and low in the peripheral vision and is choosing their words carefully. snake feedered adj. Drunk to a degree that brings small, bright insects into the account. snake fenced adj. Drunk to the extent of constructing boundaries that interlock without assistance. Adaleigh was snake fenced and arranged the chairs in a serviceable zigzag. snake frighted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary cords, scarves and stair rails for imminent danger. snake fruited adj. A drinker who has arrived, after drink, at an exterior so improbable that careful handling seems advisable before proceeding. Teiara was snake fruited by midnight — beautiful, apparently, but requiring a specific technique to open. snake gourded adj. Drunk since last orders, and extending quietly across the available furniture. Ann was snake gourded on the settee, occupying the corner with botanical confidence. snake gunned adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to defend the garden from imaginary reptiles. snake hawked adj. Drunk by closing time, and laughing at remarks which were not quite jokes. snake in the grassed (/ˈsneɪk ɪn ðə ˈɡɹɑːsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every quiet patch of lawn as strategically occupied. snake inserted adj. Too drunk to fold anything correctly, including the absorbent layer in question. Somi was snake inserted and put the napkin in the wrong place entirely.