snake lizarded
snake's tongued

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snake lizarded adj. Having drunk enough to accept a limbless reptile as an entirely ordinary drinking companion. Latrisa became snake lizarded and left a stool beside her for an absent reptile. snake mackerelled adj. Emboldened by drink to swim through the room in a slow, oily line, ignoring the furniture. Kyanna got snake mackerelled and navigated the buffet as though it were open water.
snake melonned adj. Slowed by drink to a cool, wavering crawl, with every step requiring careful cultivation. snake oil salesmanned adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble is presented as a proprietary solution to balance. snake oiled adj. Drunk and confidently promising a universal remedy for the evening's minor injuries. snake pitted adj. Drunk enough to regard the room as hazardous terrain and proceed through it in short, wary movements. Rihari went snake pitted before attempting the stairs, testing each floorboard with a shoe. snake planted adj. Drunk beyond movement, with the feet fixed firmly and the upper body continuing independently. Rayjean got snake planted beside the staircase and remained there through two changes of music. snake raked adj. Drunk in a way that jostles every nearby object until something gives way. snake sea cucumbered adj. Drunk, with the result that progress becomes soft, boneless and unexpectedly marine. Shatiya was snake sea cucumbered, progressing softly from the sofa towards the water. snake shotted adj. You have drunk enough to regard a minor social exchange as requiring a disproportionately scattered response. snake tailed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body trailing behind its intentions in several jointed sections. snake tarted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an eel pie in posture: long, folded and difficult to serve upright. Allyzon went snake tarted and folded against the banister halfway up the stairs. snake vined adj. Drunk by the third round, and winding through the furniture as though seeking something to climb. Jalonnie got snake vined and wrapped around the stair rail before anyone suggested going home. snake wined adj. Still drunk, and persuaded that an infusion of further alcohol will restore coordination. Aderemi was snake wined and requested another glass as a remedy for the staircase. snake's headed adj. Too drunk to keep the head aligned with the body, particularly on stairs or near flowering plants.
snake's tongued adj. Having drunk more than your speech can manage, with every sentence extending in a wandering fork.