snakewooded
snap electioned

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snakewooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become hard, speckled and unexpectedly musical. Lovene was snakewooded, producing solemn rhythms on the table with a teaspoon. snakey B'd adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which every judgement is both venomous and obscure.
snakied adj. Drunk to the extent of making small, exploratory incursions into every conversation without committing to one. snakinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a state of deliberate sinuosity, with each remark taking the longer route. snakinged (/ˈsneɪkɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a twisting motion for which the furniture bears responsibility. Zekeriah was snakinged, following the corridor's bends long after it had become straight. snakinned adj. Softened by drink into a defensive little protein, present everywhere and useful chiefly in theory. snakishnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a suspiciously sinuous manner, without offering particulars. snallygastered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a folkloric beast crossing unsuitable municipal infrastructure. snap appled adj. Drunk to the point where retrieving an object from a basin appears a respectable sport. snap beaned adj. Drunk enough to treat a crisp green pod as a small, audible instrument. snap beetled adj. Of a drinker: clicking irritably through the morning, unable to settle after the evening before. snap braceleted adj. Of a drinker who has woken with the evening fastening itself and unfastening itself in abrupt stages. snap capped adj. Describing a drinker who is being tested repeatedly for safe operation before breakfast. snap crotched adj. A drinker who has reached morning with their clothing fastened firmly at the least convenient point. snap dragonned adj. Drunk enough to mistake a brightly coloured flower for an opponent requiring immediate negotiation.
snap electioned (/ˌsnæp ɪˈlɛkʃ(ə)nd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's timetable has been called early and without consultation.