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snapweeded adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and spreading untidily through every available chair. snapwooded adj. You have drunk enough to become dry, brittle and readily broken by the prospect of making tea. snare drummed adj. Of a drinker: rattling the kitchen with each attempt to set down a glass quietly. Keonie was snare drummed, making the draining board tremble whenever water was poured. snare drummered adj. Of a drinker who has turned every saucepan, glass and cupboard door into percussion. snare-pictured adj. Describing a drinker who has permanently arranged the sofa's cushions, glasses and supper in chance positions. snared (/snɛəd/) adj. You are drunk and caught in the loop between the sofa, the kitchen and the forgotten water glass. snarered (/ˈsnɛəɹəd/) adj. A drinker who has caught the water glass, blanket and remote in one domestic arrangement. snarfered (/ˈsnɑːfəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the crisps disappear before the pint has settled. Esbeidy got snarfered and finished the bar snacks meant for the whole table. snarged (/snɑː(ɹ)dʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning finds you wedged beneath the bar, with nothing left but foam and feathers. snaringed adj. Drunk to the extent of being caught by the conversation you tried to escape. snarked (/snɑː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several pints, and making each observation just sharp enough to be regretted. snarkered adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering the sort of remarks that leave the room briefly silent. Gidon got snarkered and criticised the pub quizmaster's handwriting. snarkinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every ordinary remark as an invitation to be arch. snarl worded adj. Still drunk, and using an insult where a perfectly serviceable noun would have done. snarl-upped adj. Too drunk to proceed in a straight line, creating a small queue between the bar and the lavatory. Vinicius got snarl-upped and delayed three people attempting to reach the toilets. snarled (/ˈsnɑː(ɹ)ld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and tangled in your own account of who bought the last round.