sneckdrawed
sneeze gassed

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sneckdrawed adj. Drunk on the strength of a cunning plan which becomes less plausible with every explanation. snecked (/snɛkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of locating the latch, while insisting the door is deliberately resisting.
snecketed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps trying to open conversations by lifting an imaginary latch. sned adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to identifying yourself by initials online and in person. snedded adj. Reduced by drink to making small, unnecessary cuts in the evening’s remaining arrangements. snedginged adj. Softened by drink into examining bicycle seats more closely than the circumstances require. sneed (/sniːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every butter knife as a large one. sneeded (/ˈsniːdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to seethe openly, and to regard this as a position. Shandell was sneeded and explained that the room’s cheerfulness was misplaced. sneeped (/sniːpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fish making its way upstream. sneer quoted adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary words require quotation marks and visible distrust. Shrinika was sneer quoted, placing imaginary punctuation around the word ‘supper’. sneered (/snɪə̯d/) adj. Drunk and lifting one corner of the mouth whenever anyone mentions a sensible plan. sneerered adj. Drunk enough to sneer at the refreshments while continuing to eat them. sneerinessed adj. Drunk past the point of concealing a general air of superior dissatisfaction. sneeringed adj. Drunk beyond the need for a particular reason to look down on anyone. sneerocracied adj. Drunk in a way that makes condescension seem a shared public institution. Xavior was sneerocracied and formed a small government of objections.
sneeze gassed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room seem unnecessarily hostile to the nose.