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snepped adj. Drunk past the point of walking straight, but still convinced the room is a mountain range. snerted adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary conversation into a series of personal attacks. snetted (/ˈsnɛtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your movements acquire the slow, yielding quality of rendered fat. sneutrinoed adj. Drunk to a degree that your body appears to possess a smaller, invisible partner making separate decisions. Jaime-lea went sneutrinoed and reached the doorway a fraction after the rest of her. snibbed (/snɪbd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of securing yourself in place and being unable to work out the fastening. Emmie-rose was snibbed in the lavatory and could not determine which way the latch operated. sniced adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance midway between walking and falling, with no firm preference for either. snicked (/snɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of making only small, damaging deviations from the intended line. snickelfritzed adj. A drinker who has exchanged adult coordination for childish mischief and a low opinion of stairs. snickelwayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the narrowest route between every obstacle and the floor. snicker lickered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cocktail from its ingredients, or the glass from the table. snickerdoodled adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll downhill in a neat little ball and call the result dessert. Uladimir became snickerdoodled on the stairs, arriving at the bottom coated in cinnamon from nowhere. snickered (/ˈsnɪk.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and producing a broken little laugh whenever balance or pronunciation fails. Shanaih remained snickered through the taxi journey, laughing whenever the driver used the brakes. snickerered adj. Having drunk enough to snicker at every instruction, especially those concerning stairs. snickeringed adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can conceal, and laughing quietly at each unsuccessful correction. snickersneed (/ˌsnɪk.əˈsniːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to carry a bread knife like a ceremonial sword and mistake menace for balance. snicketed (/ˈsnɪkɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to fit through passages narrower than your current sense of direction. Yitzchock was snicketed, turning sideways to pass through the hallway he had entered head-on.