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snoosed (/snuːsd/) adj. Too drunk to remove the morning's tobacco pouch from beneath the lip, or to explain its continued presence. snooted (/snuːtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who looks down on tap water, the sofa, and ordinary supper. snootered adj. A drinker who treats the household's plain provisions as beneath proper consideration. snootfulled (/ˈsnuːtfʊld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the nose is full of the evening and the water glass is urgent. snootinessed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the domestic aftermath as socially beneath you. Bertil became snootinessed and refused the sofa until someone found a cleaner cushion. snootituded adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting the barmaid's word choice, then defining it at length. Yaroslava got snootituded and objected to the landlord's use of “nice” for the bitter. snoozapaloozaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the settled pub as an invitation to sleep. Aji was snoozapaloozaed beneath the table, while the bar staff stacked glasses above. snoozathonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a long, uneventful wait for the night bus seem restful. snooze buttonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and postponing every attempt to leave for another few minutes. Jastej was snooze buttonned, accepting each reminder about the taxi with a further sip. snoozeathonned adj. Still drunk, and finding even the bar's loudest conversation suitable for a prolonged nap. snoozed (/snʉːzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one last pint, and asleep before the change arrives. snoozefested (/ˈsnuːzfɛstd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an engaging anecdote from a lengthy period of nothing happening. Abiageal got snoozefested during the landlord's account of his weekend and missed the punchline. snoozered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the pub's quietest customer, wherever a chair can be found. snoozetimed adj. Having drunk enough to regard any horizontal surface as an appointed hour for sleep. snoozinessed adj. Having drunk more than the eyelids can reasonably accommodate, with conversation becoming optional. snops and spansed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every minor irregularity as a matter of precise reckoning.