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snow drifted adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated behind every obstruction, especially the one nearest the bar. snow farminged adj. Drunk enough to manage your balance with barriers, equipment, and a view to keeping upright. snow fenced adj. Drunk beyond safe coordination, with your movements collecting against every barrier in the room. snow festivaled adj. Drunk in a way that turns walking into a winter carnival of small, repeated mishaps. snow figured adj. Drunk, with the result that your body has acquired the posture and stability of a snowman. Jaryah stood snow figured beside the sofa, upright but no longer convincingly mobile. snow fleaed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you jumping about unexpectedly, particularly when stairs are involved. Pedrojr went snow fleaed at the first step and required a handrail for the remainder. snow flied adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining mobile in unsuitable conditions, though not necessarily on the intended route. Lasonja snow flied across the frosty car park, heading confidently towards the wrong gate. snow forted adj. Drunk on the strength of a defensive arrangement of cushions, chairs, and the nearest available wall. snow foxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the sideways caution of something accustomed to slippery ground. snow fungused adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a soft, spreading presence wherever you were last placed. snow gated adj. Still drunk, and closed to further progress whenever the route rises, narrows, or contains a step. Haris was snow gated at the bottom stair, unable to open the route to the landing. snow globed adj. Too drunk to remain steady when shaken, with your thoughts and limbs circulating inside a small private landscape. snow gogglesed adj. Having drunk enough to see only through narrow horizontal openings, and to misjudge the stairs accordingly. Mazikeen went snow gogglesed down the staircase, recognising each step only at close range. snow golfed adj. You have drunk enough to play the route by approximation, taking every step as a separate shot. snow goosed adj. You are drunk and unexpectedly liable to veer, flap, or issue a loud objection when balance is questioned. snow grainsed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to very small, granular movements, each insufficient to complete the intended journey.