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snow orchided adj. You are drunk and presenting yourself as a rare, colourless botanical apparition. snow panthered adj. Of a drinker: moving through the room with alpine stealth, though of distinctly inferior precision. snow pantsed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired waterproof confidence and the unmistakable gait of winter equipment. snow parked adj. A drinker who treats every available surface as a piste for improvised tricks. Shalene went snow parked and attempted a respectable turn between the tables. snow partridged adj. The state of being drunk and acclimatised, in theory, to altitudes no pub can provide. Masue was snow partridged and addressed the basement as though it were the Himalayas. snow peaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become flat, open and liable to split under modest pressure. Gloryvee was snow peaed, her conversation broad, thin and easily opened. snow peared adj. Reduced by drink to a hardy fruit tree, rooted in south-eastern Europe and poorly placed indoors. Brigham was snow peared, upright in the corner and producing no useful fruit. snow pentathlonned adj. Softened by drink into attempting five separate sports, none of them in the prescribed order. snow petrelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small white bird with black eyes and no convincing landing strategy. snow pigeoned adj. Loosened by drink into a pale, rock-dwelling bird with an unfortunate fondness for ledges. Nirav went snow pigeoned and perched on the arm of the sofa throughout dinner. snow piled adj. Drunk by the third round, and accumulating quietly wherever the evening has left room. snow pillowed adj. Emboldened by drink to support considerable pressure while offering no useful account of the underlying measurement. snow planted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate immobility of a parasitic flower awaiting suitable conditions. Sherria went snow planted beside the radiator and declined all further botanical relocation. snow ploughed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could reasonably absorb, and pushing through obstacles without noticing them. snow plowed adj. You have drunk enough to push the entire conversation aside and proceed towards refreshments. snow poled adj. Drunk and standing in the wrong place with reflective determination, as though marking a concealed driveway. Janelli was snow poled beside the gate, visible from the road and of little assistance.