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snowberried adj. Drunk beyond recognising the white berries on the sideboard as decoration rather than something to eat. Atleigh got snowberried and carefully distributed the ornamental berries beside the water glasses. snowbiked adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the unstable confidence of a vehicle assembled for one terrain only. snowbikinged adj. Drunk in a way that sends you over the carpet in short, determined bursts, as though it were frozen ground. snowbirded (/ˈsnəʊbɜːdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you retreat from the cold sofa to the warmest chair and chirp at intervals. Kiev became snowbirded and spent the evening making small noises beneath the spare duvet. snowbirdinged adj. Drunk to a degree that has you migrating from the chilly sofa to the warm kitchen whenever winter seems imminent. Xareny went snowbirdinged and carried the blanket between the sofa and the kettle. snowbladed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every journey across the kitchen brief, broad and unexpectedly downhill. snowbladered adj. Drunk on the strength of which you treat a short trip to the fridge as a sporting event. snowbladinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and sliding between the sofa and kitchen with the confidence of someone wearing inadequate skis. Monterra stayed snowbladinged, travelling repeatedly between the sofa and the water jug. snowblindnessed adj. Softened by drink into mistaking reflected light for a personal revelation. snowblinked adj. Drunk by the third round, and staring at the white glare of the kitchen light as though it were distant ice. Harnawab became snowblinked and regarded the refrigerator light with quiet suspicion. snowblowered adj. Still drunk, and directing crumbs, wrappers and other household matter to one side of the room. snowboard crossed adj. Sufficiently drunk to race several household obstacles at once, with the sofa as the finishing line. snowboardcrossed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the route to bed into a downhill contest against cushions, slippers and the cat. snowboarded (/ˈsnəʊˌbɔːdd/) adj. Too drunk to cross the room conventionally, preferring one broad, furniture-assisted descent to the sofa. snowboardered (/ˈsnəʊˌbɔːdəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to descend towards the sofa as though balance were an optional sporting technique. snowboardinged adj. You are drunk and sliding downhill on the sitting-room carpet, although the room is level.