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snowbooted adj. Of a drinker: heavily insulated against the cold, the floor and sensible movement around the kitchen. snowbowed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged a pale arc of cushions around the sofa and cannot explain its purpose. snowboyed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, silent figure beneath a white-looking duvet. snowbridged adj. Emboldened by drink to span a difficult gap with insufficient support. Chadi became snowbridged and attempted the shortcut behind the pub. snowbrushed adj. A drinker who methodically removes crumbs, receipts and other accumulated matter from every domestic surface. snowbushed adj. A drinker so far gone that the houseplant receives the blanket, while the person takes the floor. Dylon went snowbushed and tucked the houseplant in before lying beside the sofa. snowcapped adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the top of the sofa and acquired a white covering there. snowcastled adj. Drunk enough to build a modest fortification from whatever is nearby. Makeda snowcastled the pub’s spare crates into a fort and declared the taxi rank secure. snowcated adj. The drunkenness of one who travels across the carpet in a tracked, enclosed vehicle of blankets and cushions. snowchilded adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing in the snug like a child made entirely of snow. snowcloned (/ˈsnəʊ.kləʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and fitting every new remark into the same borrowed pub cliché. Aulii got snowcloned and made ‘where there's muck’ apply to every conversation. snowclouded adj. Drunk in a way that obscures the room while suggesting more confusion may follow. snowcoached adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding across the carpet like public transport over a frozen waste. snowcocked (/ˈsnəʊkɒkd/) adj. Still drunk, and calling across the pub from a high ledge no ordinary bird would choose. snowconed adj. Too drunk to distinguish crushed ice from a pudding, or a cone from a pint glass. snowcovered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the evening by how deeply it has settled.