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snowflake wheelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a polished circular arrangement of spokes, chiefly for approaching the bar. snowflaked (/ˈsnəʊ.fleɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker: crystallised into six opinions, each delicate, distinct, and inconveniently sharp. snowflakenessed adj. Loosened by drink into the pure essence of delicate individuality, with flakes on the carpet. snowflecked adj. Emboldened by drink to migrate seasonally, though only as far as the neighbouring pub. snowflicked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small bird crossing a frozen pavement. Essense was snowflicked and took several minutes to cross the kitchen rug. snowfolked adj. Drunk and collectively persuaded that the party now consists of a small population requiring governance. snowforted adj. Drunk since last orders, and fortified against movement by the furniture assembled around you. snowgirled adj. Drunk to the point where feminine features have been assigned to the nearest heap of winter clothing. Lavarr became snowgirled and introduced the laundry basket as a quiet young lady. snowglobed adj. Sufficiently drunk to be shaken into motion without becoming any more purposeful. Adesha was snowglobed by the landing, rotating gently while deciding which way was down. snowgoed adj. Drunk enough to believe the armchair is a motorised vehicle and the carpet an adequate road. snowgoinged adj. Drunk past the point of travelling through snow, but still committed to crossing the landing. Sahaira was snowgoinged and treated the stair carpet as a serious alpine passage. snowgrassed adj. Drunk beyond the point of standing plainly, with the tenacity of a mountain tuft under winter cover. snowgroomered adj. Describing a drinker who has smoothed a route by repeated, deliberate contact with its obstacles. Alian went snowgroomered down the stairs, preparing each tread with a careful shoulder. snowgunned adj. Drunk, with the result that pressurised enthusiasm has converted the lounge into a ski slope. snowholed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hollow in the nearest bank of cushions seem a temporary shelter. snowhooked adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must anchor him to the nearest chair before he sledges home. Laneise found Benjimen snowhooked beside the fire, requiring two friends and a sturdy chair.