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snowhorsed adj. You have drunk enough to be assembled by companions into a passable white quadruped. Elijah was snowhorsed beside the pub garden, wearing a scarf as an improvised mane. snowhoused adj. Drunk on the strength of a reserve kept back for warmer weather, and unwilling to leave before it melts. snowhowed adj. Slowed by drink to consult an imaginary handbook before crossing a perfectly ordinary puddle. snowicaned adj. The condition of a drinker who brings a full domestic storm indoors, with snow apparently due by morning. snowied (/snəʊid/) adj. Describing a drinker who sees every white object as an invitation to roost upon it. snowinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every room feel recently covered, despite nobody having opened a window. snowinged (/ˈsnəʊɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a gentle fall upon whichever surface friends have sensibly placed nearby. snowkided adj. Softened by drink into a small, harmless figure whom the rest of the party must supervise. Ashadieeyah became snowkided before ten, and Odbert took responsibility for the taxi. snowkited adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who crosses the room suddenly, propelled by invisible wind and poor advice. snowkitered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who treats every corridor as open air and every companion as an obstacle. Credell was snowkitered through the hallway, while Omarien moved furniture ahead of him. snowkitinged adj. Emboldened by drink to glide through company on momentum alone, leaving conversation and furniture to yield. snowladied adj. Drunk and standing decoratively in the corner, while friends decide whether the expression is intentional. Talan was snowladied beside the piano, leaving Deborh to manage introductions. snowlanded adj. Drunk to the point where every quiet patch of carpet resembles a complete winter landscape. Zyeer became snowlanded during the quiz, and Cesur stopped asking him for geographical assistance. snowled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a wary waterfowl, while companions wait for the sentence to arrive. Keshawn was snowled by the second speech, and Torrell answered questions on his behalf. snowlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to discover that an entire evening may proceed without a single clear surface. snowliaged (/ˈsnəʊliɪdʒd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing autumn leaves from winter weather, and requiring a second opinion.