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snowmobilered adj. Drunk past the point of steering, but still prepared to give directions to others. snowmobilinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary amusement, finding the corridor an adequate substitute for a recreational vehicle. snowmobilisted adj. Drunk in a way that favours forward motion, regardless of whether there is somewhere to go. snownadoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the room acquires a small, localised weather system. Rehgan was snownadoed, causing the room to acquire a small and localised weather system. snowologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every white surface worthy of a considered opinion. snowomanned adj. Of a drinker: assembled from borrowed layers, a scarf, and a firm conviction that this is feminine. Anndee became snowomanned in the cloakroom, arranging borrowed scarves with quiet authority. snowouted adj. Drunk to the extent of cancelling further participation on grounds that are difficult to verify. Narcizo was snowouted before pudding and announced that the remainder of the evening was postponed. snowpacked adj. Drunk on the strength of several settled layers, each one making movement less urgent. Shawndee was snowpacked by closing time, compactly installed in the corner chair. snowpantsed adj. Describing a drinker who has become warmly insulated, water-resistant and regrettably flexible only in theory. snowparked adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary furniture appears suitable for competitive winter manoeuvres. snowpeaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has flattened every complication into something edible and unnecessarily public. snowpersonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually acquiring the stillness of an outdoor ornament. snowpiled adj. Still drunk, and occupying a steadily increasing portion of the available furniture. snowpited adj. Too drunk to leave the hollow made by the evening, even when invited to do so. Jowanna was snowpited beneath the dining table and declined the offer of a taxi. snowplaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a vehicle with skis, despite being indoors and on level flooring. Kambria went snowplaned across the carpet and asked whether the hallway was sufficiently clear. snowplough parented adj. Having drunk enough to remove every conversational obstacle before anyone else encounters it.