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snowploughed adj. You are drunk and clearing a direct route through whatever happens to be in front of you. snowplow parented adj. Of a drinker who has removed every difficulty from the evening, including those that were useful. Eduarda was snowplow parented and had already solved three problems nobody had mentioned. snowplow parentinged adj. Drunk beyond shielding yourself from every obstacle, including the first stair and the second attempt at speech. Jashia was snowplow parentinged, clearing a path through the hallway with both hands. snowplowed adj. Of a drinker: proceeding directly through obstacles, including conversations, furniture and sensible advice. Blouncie was snowplowed and reached the kitchen by the most disruptive available route. snowpocalypsed (/snəʊˈpɒkəlɪpsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns one missed step into a private weather emergency. snowporched adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic accommodation and temporarily assigned to the unheated space outside it. snowprinted adj. Drunk, with the result that each unsteady step leaves a record of where the feet have been. Kyston came snowprinted through the hall, each footprint slightly further from the intended route. snowrabbited adj. Drunk to a degree that produces quick, startled movements and very little forward progress. Marcuss went snowrabbited at the sound of a dropped glass and nearly changed direction twice. snowrutted adj. Drunk to the extent of following one deep, unwavering groove from the bar to the wall. snowscaped adj. Drunk on the strength of a landscape that has become entirely white, indistinct and difficult to cross. Jaliyha was snowscaped by the patterned carpet and chose the nearest chair as a landmark. snowscooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and steering the body by the shoulders while the feet follow separately. Kam came snowscooted down the corridor, handlebars imaginary but steering apparently essential. snowsheded adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, unyielding route from pillow to painkillers. Hinaya snowsheded from pillow to painkillers by the narrowest possible route. snowshoe evilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and suffering a tender, uncooperative gait from prolonged negotiation with the floor. snowshoe footed adj. Still drunk, and walking with feet that have become broad, cautious platforms rather than useful limbs. Stig was snowshoe footed on the kitchen tiles, placing each broad foot down as though negotiating ice. snowshoe hared adj. Too drunk to walk narrowly, but still capable of making the feet appear considerably larger than intended. snowshoe rabbited adj. Sufficiently drunk to move in short, nervous bursts while relying on oversized feet for balance.