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snowshoe spammed adj. Having drunk enough to send the same request from several directions, none of them successfully reaching the stairs. Esequiel got snowshoe spammed and asked three people, by separate routes, where the toilets were. snowshoed (/ˈsnoʊʃud/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing each footfall widely to remain attached to the floor. Keyannah went snowshoed across the lounge, placing each foot with considerable independent authority. snowshoeinged adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, and treating each step as a separate expedition. Zakael was snowshoeinged by the landing, completing the journey one carefully considered foot at a time. snowshoered adj. You have drunk enough to traverse the room as though ordinary shoes have ceased to apply. snowshowered adj. You are drunk and falling in brief, gentle spells whenever the conversation becomes too demanding. snowslided adj. Of a drinker: descending in one continuous, ill-advised movement, with the feet arriving after the body. snowslipped adj. Of a drinker who has lost the intended route and is now moving downhill by administrative error. snowsnaked adj. Drunk past the point of a straight account, launching each recollection along its own track. snowsported adj. Describing a drinker who treats balance, speed and gravity as recreational equipment. snowspouted adj. A drinker who ejects words in sudden, forceful bursts beneath an otherwise unstable squall of thought. Maralou went snowspouted, producing a sharp stream of explanations before losing the subject. snowsqualled adj. Drunk in a way that arrives suddenly, settles locally, and makes ordinary conversation hazardous. snowstormed (/ˈsnəʊstɔːmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and advancing through conversation and corridors with heavy, disordered momentum. Kiheem was snowstormed, moving noisily towards the stairs while his explanation moved elsewhere. snowsuited adj. The condition of a drinker who is padded against consequences and unable to bend efficiently at the waist. Talayia was snowsuited, padded against consequences and unable to bend at the waist. snowsurfered adj. The drunkenness of one who travels sideways through the room, balancing on an invisible board. snowsurfinged adj. Reduced by drink to crossing the floor on an imagined board, with every turn dependent on gravity. snowthrowered adj. Still drunk, and scattering the room's accumulated difficulties towards the nearest doorway.