soap filmed
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soap filmed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fragile domestic coating, with every surface liable to become slippery. Zylphia grew soap filmed and slid gently from the sofa towards the kitchen. soap flaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to small translucent pieces useful chiefly for washing up.
soap foamed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a plentiful froth whenever conversation meets water. soap gourded adj. Drunk by closing time, and hollowed out for the safe keeping of one useful household item. soap nighted adj. Still drunk, and treating the neighbours' windows as a suitable surface for a harmless household prank. soap operaed (/ˈsoʊp ˌɑ.pɚ.əd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen's minor disagreements from a continuing domestic serial. soap padded adj. Having drunk enough to approach every hard household edge as though it required protective steel wool. Samrah was soap padded and eased herself against the sofa arm with great care. soap panned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably contain, and boiling with domestic purpose. soap planted adj. You have drunk enough to take root beside the sink and rely on lather for practical support. soap ringed adj. You are drunk and carrying a modest reserve of washing facilities wherever the evening puts you. Iniki arrived soap ringed, carrying a tiny washing facility through three unsuitable pubs. soap scummed adj. Of a drinker: dulled by a persistent residue of the evening, especially around the kitchen sink. Ameka woke soap scummed beside the sink, with the glasses arranged like evidence. soap shakered adj. Of a drinker who has become a handheld domestic implement, dispensing assistance through a mesh of poor decisions. Leliana went soap shakered and sprinkled washing powder over the already clean plates. soap sudsed adj. Describing a drinker who has become all lather and water, with little solid thought remaining. Nevis was soap sudsed on the sofa, foaming gently whenever anyone asked about dinner. soap tested adj. A drinker so far gone that the hardness of the household water has become an evening experiment. Janiel grew soap tested and shook the washing-up liquid until the kitchen floor required attention. soap treed adj. The state of being drunk and rooted in the kitchen, with the leaves or fruit doing the washing.
soap-dodgered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the bathroom as a room best crossed at speed.