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soapflaked adj. Describing a drinker who has dried out into thin, brittle fragments of practical usefulness. soapied (/ˈsəʊpid/) adj. A drinker who turns one minor misunderstanding into a continuing domestic serial. soapinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface, sleeve and explanation has acquired an unwelcome slickness. soapinged adj. The state of being drunk and undergoing a thorough cleaning with soap, whether required or not. soaplanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the pub washroom for an establishment devoted to bathing. soapless soaped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a petroleum detergent for the means of getting clean. soaplessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an unwashed condition, with no soap and diminishing concern about it. soaplocked adj. Softened by drink into a single brushed-aside lock of hair, separated from the rest of proceedings. soapmakered adj. Sharpened by drink into a manufacturer of cleansing products, with the bar staff as an unwilling market. soapmakinged adj. Loosened by drink into the business of producing soap, despite having neither premises nor ingredients. soapmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to sell or manufacture soap from the middle of the public bar. soapmongered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dealer displaying every bar individually before completing the sale. Davron was soapmongered, taking an age to choose between two identical handwashes. soapnutted adj. Drunk and naturally surfactant, dissolving the evening's grime without any assistance from the bar towel. soaprocked adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become a heavy, unyielding slab beside the bar. soaprooted adj. Drunk enough to rely on bitter natural remedies for a cleansing that will not arrive before breakfast. soapstared adj. You are drunk and regarding a television stranger's domestic crisis as a matter of state. Kaneeshia became soapstared and demanded silence during the fictional divorce.