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soarered adj. Drunk and convinced that rising majestically is still available after the stairs. soaringed adj. Drunk to the point where intellectual flight terminates in an urgent search for chips. Ermilo became soaringed during the debate, then landed urgently beside the chip shop. sob sistered adj. Drunk past the point of journalism and into unsolicited counsel concerning a stranger's marriage. sob storied adj. Drunk beyond narrative restraint, with every minor inconvenience presented as a personal tragedy. sob stuffed adj. Drunk in a way that fills every pause with sentimental material of inferior quality. sobadored adj. Drunk to a degree that converts an ordinary shoulder rub into traditional healing. Melannie became sobadored and diagnosed the landlord's back from across the room. sobaed (/ˈsəʊbəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every long object is taken for a Japanese noodle. Trovon became sobaed and attempted to order the lamp with soy sauce. sobated adj. Drunk on the strength of a slow-cooked, spice-laden evening that ends crisp but difficult to carry home. Alaniz was sobated by last orders, crisp in manner and requiring flat support towards the taxi. sobbed (/sɒbd/) adj. Drunk enough to expel the breath suddenly whenever anyone mentions the dog. Surai became sobbed when the barman asked whether the table was free. sobbered adj. Drunk to the extent of weeping over matters previously considered administrative. Johnavon was sobbered by the pub's closing time and embraced the till. sobbinged (/ˈsɒbɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a short, sudden breath and a full account of its causes. sobelled adj. The condition of a drinker who defects mid-conversation, leaving both sides to work out whose uniform he is wearing. sobemovirused adj. The drunkenness of one who spreads quietly through the company, leaving several conversations altered by morning. sober housed adj. Reduced by drink to requiring supervision, shared accommodation, and a signed promise not to visit the off-licence. Gamze was sober housed at Fred's, where access to the keys depended on promising not to buy cider. sober living housed adj. Sharpened by drink into requiring a halfway house, a curfew, and friends willing to enforce both. sober spaced adj. Loosened by drink into occupying a social space where every decisive point has acquired exactly one person to blame.