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SELS'd adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every lost item as a failure of protein administration. Zairah was SELS'd and blamed protein administration for losing her purse. SELT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of taking an ordinary conversation under examination conditions. Nashlie became SELT'd and answered the barman's casual question as though cheating were suspected. SELV'd adj. Loosened by drink into a protein lecture which begins with the lager and ends with the landlord. Dezia got SELV'd and connected her lager to a lecture about the landlord's metabolism. SELW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor protein as a matter of personal importance. Sonakshi became SELW'd and delivered a biochemical address to the fruit bowl. SELZ'd adj. Having drunk more than a small protein can reasonably be expected to govern. Aleda was SELZ'd and placed the household's entire future in the hands of a canapé. SEM'd adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the kitchen as a surface and into every crumb upon it. Estafani was SEM'd and investigated the biscuit dust beneath the toaster. SEMF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and estimating the mass of every object before attempting to lift it. Carvin, thoroughly SEMF'd, calculated the mug's weight and still missed the table. SEN'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires particular arrangements, especially a quiet route and someone who knows where home is. Cassidy-mae was SEN'd and escorted away from the karaoke before matters became instructional. SENCO'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a coordinator must arrange suitable provision for the journey home. Berkeley was SENCO'd, with Berkeley’s friends convening a transport plan beside the fruit machine. SEND'd adj. A drinker who has acquired additional needs, including assistance with doors, coats, and ordinary nouns. Kingmichael was SEND'd and required support with the deceptively simple matter of leaving. SEO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has improved his visibility without improving what he is saying. Sadeja got SEO'd and made sure every table had heard her uncertain opinion. SEOered adj. Sufficiently drunk to optimise every search for the shortest route to another round. Timetrius got SEOered and arranged the pub crawl around the nearest open off-licence. SEP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every evoked potential leads to the question of pudding. Jniaya became SEP'd and interpreted each response as evidence in favour of pudding. SER'd adj. Drunk and relying on emergency relief from companions once the final round has exceeded the available plan. Micel was SER'd after closing, receiving emergency relief in the form of a coat, sandwich and taxi. SERCA'd adj. Having drunk enough to pump calcium through the body with an enthusiasm the heart did not request. Hernan was SERCA'd, repeatedly restoring his spirits with a brisk trip to the bar. SERD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has degraded every sensible response except the one requesting another round. Kerek was SERD'd, with sensible plans deteriorating faster than the bar’s stock of lager.