soccer fielded
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soccer fielded adj. Of a drinker who has turned the available floor into a marked playing surface. soccer footballed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every pub matter to formations, fixtures and a penalty decision. Myaa became soccer footballed and awarded the landlord a yellow card for slow service.
soccer mommed adj. A drinker who has acquired the logistical certainty of a parent transporting children to matches. soccer mummed adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey becomes an urgent lift to a children's match. soccer playerred adj. Drunk to a degree that the stairs become a full ninety-minute fixture. Shanae got soccer playerred before attempting a cautious run at the landing. soccer-playerred adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing a rolling glass with professional determination. soccerballed adj. You are drunk and regarding every suitably sized object as a football. soccered (/ˈsɒk.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than association football can reasonably account for. soccerered adj. Drunk on the strength of which every corridor becomes a pitch and every doorway a goal. Sarah-ann got soccerered and dribbled a rolled napkin towards the lavatory. socceristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing to people who have plainly not asked for the ball. soccermaniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that balance is a competitive sport. soccerplexed adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the pub as a sports complex with several unnecessary entrances. socdemed (/ˈsɑkdɛmd/) adj. Still drunk, and distributing the remaining crisps according to a broadly egalitarian principle. socdolagered adj. Drunk on the strength of one decisive argument, delivered with more finality than the premises deserve. socdologered adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying upon a finishing argument whose force is chiefly ceremonial.
sochanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the banister from a tall plant, but determined to lean on one.
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