social anxiety disordered
social columnisted

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social anxiety disordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard joining the round as a high-risk public appearance. social atomed adj. Having drunk enough to map every person in the pub by their distance from you.
social autopsied adj. Having drunk more than enough to reconstruct the evening's failed greetings in forensic detail. social batteried adj. Describing a drinker who has one remaining bar of company left, reserved for finding the taxi. social bookmarkinged adj. You are drunk and saving every pub, shortcut and taxi rank for later, whether needed or not. Quynton went social bookmarkinged and sent the group links to every late-night takeaway. social butterflied adj. Of a drinker: moving from group to group until the coats are collected without you. social capitaled adj. Of a drinker who has spent all goodwill on securing one final round and a lift home. social circled adj. You are drunk and gathered round yesterday's conversation, unable to locate an exit from it. Amanda-lee was social circled at breakfast, repeating the same story to three different chairs. social classed adj. Describing a drinker who ranks companions by who is still willing to share a taxi. social climbered adj. A drinker who attaches himself to the most senior person still buying rounds. social climbinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each successive round is treated as a promotion. social clubbed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to leave the group before its final member departs. social cohesioned adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps the departing party together through repeated coat checks. social collaborationed adj. The drunkenness of one who coordinates rounds, coats and destinations without producing a result. social columned adj. A drinker who has become a late item in the gossip pages, with doubtful attire and company.
social columnisted adj. Softened by drink into a commentator on who left with whom after last orders.
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