social murdered
social profiled

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social murdered adj. Still drunk, and confidently arranging conditions under which tomorrow's obligations will become unavoidable disasters. Blaize went social murdered and promised to host breakfast for everyone at eight. social networked adj. Too drunk to remember who introduced whom, but certain every contact can solve the present difficulty.
social networkinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every shared interest as grounds for immediate, sustained acquaintance. social nicetied adj. Having drunk more than courtesy can comfortably contain, and deploying politeness as a negotiating instrument. social notworkinged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake avoiding your duties online for a productive professional activity. Uyless spent the staff evening social notworkinged, leaving colleagues to carry both the conversation and the bar bill. social occasioned adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary gathering as an official function requiring announcements. social ordered adj. Of a drinker: confidently imposing a system of customs and conduct on people who merely wanted chips. social orphanned adj. Of a drinker who has lost all reliable adult supervision but continues making parental decisions. social partnershipped adj. Describing a drinker who negotiates every further round as though managing relations between labour and management. social patterned adj. A drinker who confidently imposes an elaborate system on a group to achieve an undefined goal. social phobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly approach appears an administrative emergency requiring retreat. Shelma got social phobiaed and hid behind the fruit machine when a neighbour said hello. social physicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the laws governing the kitchen cease to apply, especially to the glassware. social piranhaed adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the crisps and removing the last of anyone else's peace. social policied adj. Drunk on the strength of issuing household regulations about mugs, cushions and the proper route to bed. social powered adj. Drunk since last orders, and rearranging everyone's incentives by offering the last biscuit.
social profiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a detailed account of who has borrowed which cushion.
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