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social welfared adj. Reduced by drink to requesting basic support from every member of the immediate community. Dewone got social welfared and sought crisps, directions, and emotional assistance from the barmaid. social whaled adj. Softened by drink into a slow, companionable leviathan occupying the broadest route to the toilets. social worked adj. Sharpened by drink into unpaid public service, arranging strangers' disputes and emotional arrangements. social workered adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur caseworker, assessing strangers' needs and arranging unsuitable assistance. social-justice warriored adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor morning discomfort into a campaign, complete with demands and a named opposition. Tiarra was social-justice warriored by breakfast, campaigning against the unfair allocation of blankets. social-security numbered adj. Reduced by drink to an administrative record with a sofa address and a pending glass of water. Maleficent became social-security numbered and was entered on the household register beside the sofa. socialed (/ˈsəʊ.ʃəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every stumble into a festive introduction. socialisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into learning acceptable society’s rules precisely when the karaoke begins. Katanna got socialisationed and discovered that shouting the chorus was apparently encouraged. socialiseed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where learning how to behave among others becomes an afternoon project. socialisered adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person has been recruited into a conversation of uncertain purpose. Majeeda got socialisered and assembled a discussion group around the coat hooks. socialisinged adj. The drunkenness of one who continues introducing companions long after everyone has met everyone else. socialism in one countried adj. Drunk and attempting to establish a complete revolution within the boundaries of the public bar. socialism of the chaired adj. Drunk to the point where every barstool becomes a platform for improving the working classes. Jemarcus got socialism of the chaired and delivered reforms from the nearest vacant stool. socialism with a human faced adj. Drunk enough to liberalise the pub's arrangements gently, beginning with a kinder distribution of stools. Miyisha got socialism with a human faced and allowed the queue to choose its own seating. socialismed (/ˈsəʊʃəlɪzəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to propose that the bar tab, crisps, and means of production be held communally. Nyirah got socialismed and declared the shared peanuts a public resource. socialist of the chaired adj. Describing a drinker who advocates revolution in theory, provided someone else fetches the next round.