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socked (/sɒkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping one’s feet metaphorically covered. socked on the nosed adj. Slowed by drink to the centred, immovable condition of a morning stamp that has met its cancellation. sockered adj. Drunk and attempting, the morning after, to play a field sport with the coordination of a loose ball. sockerooed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after wreckage is being described as remarkably successful. socket bolted adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the morning's attachments require a spacer before being tightened. socket moneyed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning-after collection into an informal contribution towards a family celebration. Deldrick woke socket moneyed, requesting coins from everyone for an unexplained wedding. socket piped adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's conversations expand at one end and receive nobody cleanly. Edford was socket piped, beginning every sentence broadly and ending it nowhere. socket poled adj. Drunk to a degree that propels the person through the morning by whichever rigid object is nearest. socket wrenched adj. Drunk to the extent of changing mental attachments repeatedly, with each morning thought requiring a different fitting. Jerail grew socket wrenched and changed his mind about breakfast three times before dawn. socketed (/ˈsɒkɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning looking for an opening into which every loose object might fit. socketried adj. Drunk on the strength of the morning's accumulated sockets, each one offering a tempting but unsuitable connection. Cayton socketried the morning, trying each wall outlet while the household searched for the missing charger. socketted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to the small, low reach of a foot-hugging garment. Shital woke socketted, shuffling below the duvet in search of yesterday's shoes. socketwooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and morning-after in manner: pale, rooted and botanically unhelpful. sockeye salmonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the morning red-eyed, aquatic in movement and determined to return upstream. sockeyed adj. Too drunk to leave the morning's red-eyed, migratory condition, however convincing the breakfast may be. sockfulled adj. Sharpened by drink into carrying a full measure of receipts, loose change and morning-after evidence. Omunique sockfulled the receipts, loose change and evidence of breakfast into one determined ankle.