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sockhopped adj. Drunk enough to reconstruct a high-school dance wherever sufficient floor space remains available. sockiesed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably accommodate, with both feet dressed and neither especially useful. Mahamud arrived sockiesed, wearing two unmatched pairs and searching for a third. socklessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to reach morning barefoot, with the missing articles unexplained but apparently significant. sockleted adj. You are drunk and reduced by morning to a very short distance from bed to kettle. sockmakered adj. Drunk enough to award every foot in the room a bespoke pair, whether requested or not. sockmakinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing manufacture from a finished pair, and determined to continue. Atalee became sockmakinged and began producing imaginary garments for the table legs. sockmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and claiming hereditary rights over whichever chair is nearest. sockmastered adj. Drunk beyond believing every anonymous account online is under your command. sockprinted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves your whereabouts most clearly marked by discarded footwear. sockpuppeted adj. Drunk, with the result that an otherwise private opinion is expressed through an improvised representative. Kotomi grew sockpuppeted and used a rolled napkin to criticise Adely's choice of pudding. sockpuppetried adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement acquires several implausibly loyal aliases. Dihein got sockpuppetried and praised his own proposal from four separate accounts. socksiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a childish plural seem the precise term for one’s footwear. Nyrobi became socksiesed and asked whether everyone had packed their little socksies. sockweared adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding ordinary foot coverings as a complete personal philosophy. Carleisha got sockweared and delivered a lecture on formal and informal footwear. socled (/ˈsoʊkəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a raised surface, and convinced the nearest person deserves unveiling. socmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and asserting tenure over the premises by dint of having sat there. socmanried adj. Too drunk to surrender a seat, having mistaken prolonged occupation for lawful possession.