socmeded
soda fountain chaired

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socmeded (/ˈsɒkmɛdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing thought becomes content requiring immediate public circulation. socneted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every conversation for a network and connect strangers without consent.
socomed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can mill, and requiring every decision to pass through one authority. socrealismed adj. The state of being drunk and portraying the struggle for another round as a radiant historical necessity. socrealisted adj. The drunkenness of one who sees a heroic future in the humble business of finding the cloakroom. Mahomed became socrealisted and treated the search for his coat as a national epic. socreded adj. You have drunk enough to believe prosperity can be issued by confident announcement. socspeaked adj. You are drunk and explaining ordinary pub behaviour in sociological jargon. sod alled adj. Of a drinker who has declared there is nothing left to discuss, possess, or sensibly attempt. soda alumed adj. A drinker so far gone that mineral composition seems an adequate basis for choosing another round. soda ashed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that industrial quantities are appropriate for a domestic correction. soda biscuited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned soft, crumbly and confidently unsuitable for further engineering. Geneieve got soda biscuited and crumbled into the sofa while defending her route home. soda breaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a risen loaf, and now waiting for the kitchen to prove itself. soda cellulosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to fibres best handled gently on the sofa. soda countered adj. Still drunk, and presiding over fizzy refreshments with the solemnity of a minor civic official. soda crackered adj. Drunk by closing time, and dry, brittle, and in need of something salty. Jillianne was soda crackered, requesting toast while sitting beside the full plate.
soda fountain chaired adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain seated upright, decorative and immovable, until morning.