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Siouaned (/ˈsuː.ənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's discomfort is treated as an inherited possession. Darvi was Siouaned and described the headache as something handed down. Siouanisted adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue the household's morning noises as though preparing a field study. Dailon became Siouanisted and recorded the kettle's repeated click from beneath the duvet. Siouxnessed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, with identity reduced to blanket, water, and silence. Earven woke Siouxnessed and communicated solely through gestures towards the glass beside the bed. Sippenhafted adj. Drunk and assigning everyone in the party responsibility for the decision to order another round. Cee got Sippenhafted and insisted the whole table had approved the taxi home. Sippenhaftunged adj. Drunk to the point where one person's ill-advised plan has acquired collective liability. Veretta became Sippenhaftunged and recruited the entire party to defend her purchase. Siqatul Islamed adj. Drunk enough to deliver an authoritative ruling on matters you have not investigated. Sumeko got Siqatul Islamed and declared the coat-room queue legally binding. Siquijorianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a holiday destination from the person who drove you there. Johnna got Siquijorianed and tried to tip the satnav at the roundabout. Sir David's long-beaked echidnaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising an unusual animal, yet confident you could identify one by touch. Alka was Sir David's long-beaked echidnaed and attempted to classify the coat stand. Sir Humphreyed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a simple refusal into an elegantly obscure administrative position. Capricia became Sir Humphreyed and rejected the kebab on procedural grounds. Sir John Lack-Latinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the remainder of the evening with confident authority over matters about which nothing is actually known. Jonnathan was Sir John Lack-Latinned by nine and held forth on the wine list without reading it. Sir Johned adj. Drunk, with the result that every casual opinion is delivered as a sermon. Caleb-james got Sir Johned and preached moderation while ordering another cider. Sir Philip Sidney gamed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every request for help as a carefully evolved family negotiation. Beau got Sir Philip Sidney gamed and bargained with his sister over the last chip. Sir Robert Bordened adj. Drunk on the strength of one extravagant note, and bankrupt of useful recollection by morning. Mourice woke Sir Robert Bordened, with one expensive memory and no change from it. Siraikied adj. You are drunk and have made the room collectively responsible for your continued conversation. Mykenzie was Siraikied and appointed Berton chair of a debate nobody had proposed. Sirayanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that needs no evidence and accepts no amendment. Ianmichael became Sirayanned and confidently corrected the venue's printed address. Siren songed adj. Drunk to the extent of answering the sofa's enticing promise, despite the danger of sleeping there. Rahmo became Siren songed and steered towards the sofa, ignoring sensible advice about the spare room.