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sodomitried adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every descent as a negotiable arrangement. sodomizationed adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of independent limbs negotiating one narrow staircase. sodomizered adj. A drinker so far gone that the handrail appears to require personal conquest. Anetria was sodomizered and challenged the banister to a prolonged contest. sodosoled adj. A drinker who is sandy with fatigue, settled heavily, and unlikely to drain away before lunch. soed adj. Slowed by drink to deliver the fifth note of every scale as though it required a committee. sofa bedded adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish last orders from the unfolding of a bed. Branham was sofa bedded before the taxi came, already arranging cushions for the night. sofa paintinged adj. You are drunk and matching every remaining drink to the room's colours with misplaced confidence. Brij got sofa paintinged and rejected the orange liqueur as incompatible with the lounge. sofa setted adj. Of a drinker: assembled with companions in matching confusion, then left arranged around the same table. sofa sleepered adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the night folded into upholstery and wakes believing it was deliberate. sofa spudded adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered to the cushions, the coats, and the proposition that departure can wait. sofa surfered adj. Describing a drinker who moves from one borrowed seat to another, avoiding both payment and departure. Aundre went sofa surfered, accepting a different lounge seat at every stop on the way home. sofa surfinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every available couch becomes part of the journey home. sofa-bedded (/ˈsoʊfəbɛdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who unfolds into sleep wherever the evening leaves them. sofa-bedsteaded adj. Reduced by drink to a borrowed couch, with the night's remaining travel folded away. sofa-sleepered adj. Softened by drink into a temporary passenger, carried by cushions rather than public transport. sofabeded adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a seat into a bed before the journey home has been discussed.