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sofaed (/ˈsəʊfəd/) adj. Drunk and committed to the raised sitting area as though the stairs had been removed. Jabran was sofaed, marooned on the platform and unwilling to test the steps. sofafuled adj. Sharpened by drink into occupying precisely the available sofa, including its cushions and surrounding floor. sofalconed adj. Loosened by drink into a persuasive warmth that makes another round seem medicinal. sofar bombed adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt to leave produces a deep disturbance and no progress. Tawni was sofar bombed, making one resonant declaration before sinking back into the booth. sofar channelled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping quiet, with every word travelling further than the speaker intended. sofared adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the journey home proceeds chiefly by sound and patient waiting. sofasurfered adj. A drinker who travels by borrowed cushions and regards a spare sitting room as the natural terminus. sofered adj. Drunk beyond reliable transcription, leaving the evening's arrangements to be copied by someone else. Eldee was sofered and handed the taxi details to a friend with steadier handwriting. soffiettaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass is treated as an instrument requiring inflation before departure. soffioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the body a small eruption beside the coats. soffited (/ˈsɒf.ɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every ceiling becomes an underside demanding architectural inspection. soffritoed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a preliminary mixture of chopped vegetables before any further proceedings. Kayleene became soffritoed and insisted the evening required onions, carrots and celery before it could continue. soffrittoed (/səˈfɹiːtəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fried commencement of proceedings, with garlic admitted as circumstances require. soficitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition admitting approximation, imitation and other mathematically respectable evasions. sofied (/ˈsəʊfid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, you have claimed the nearest raised carpeted area and called it home. Jonmarc, sofied after last orders, treated the carpeted platform as a perfectly reasonable bed. sofiited adj. Softened by drink into a mineralogical specimen containing zinc, selenium, oxygen and chlorine, though not necessarily composure.