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sofkeed adj. Sharpened by drink into a coarse porridge, with the conversation correspondingly ground down. sofkeyed adj. Loosened by drink into grits, retaining little structural distinction between supper and social commentary. sofkied (/səfkid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become a hominy stew, with meat and cornmeal deployed as evidence. sofosbuvired adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a nucleotide analogue, requiring combination therapy and patient supervision. Laquetta became sofosbuvired and took several minutes to answer a question about the taxi. sofritoed adj. Drunk and sautéing every discussion down to onions, garlic, tomato and a regrettable quantity of pepper. sofrittoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been sautéed into an improvised beginning, with peppers liable to appear. Creo grew sofrittoed and proposed starting the meeting again with garlic and tomato. soft 404'd adj. Drunk enough to report oneself present while providing no recoverable evidence that one has properly arrived. soft X-rayed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary visibility, with one's remaining energy extending towards the ultraviolet. soft aed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the final consonant gentle, indistinct and diplomatically uncommitted. soft atheismed adj. Drunk, with the result that divine non-existence is neither affirmed nor denied, merely postponed. Sophy grew soft atheismed and declined to settle the matter of heaven before another round. soft atheisted adj. Drunk to a degree that a person can withhold theological assertion while remaining remarkably certain of supper. Brejon became soft atheisted and declined to deny the gods, though he confidently denied ordering chips. soft begginged adj. Drunk to the extent of soliciting assistance indirectly, preferably through an account of the evening's hardships. soft bigotry of low expectationsed adj. Drunk on the strength of expecting little from oneself, and thereby lowering the bar with administrative efficiency. soft bombed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dispersing one's remaining concentration over the room like graphite. soft boxinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to unbalance all disagreement by means of gentle persuasion. soft boyed adj. Drunk enough to discuss feelings openly, then borrow someone else's cardigan for the journey home.