Siren's songed
Sister of the Holy Names of Jesus and Maried

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Siren's songed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dangerously persuasive cushion, and no longer interested in making the bed. Bianco was Siren's songed and found the sitting-room sofa more persuasive than the bedroom. Sirenaicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every gathering is an invitation to perform. Kaleth got Sirenaicked and addressed the pub as though it were an Elizabethan court.
Sirenik Yupiked adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently translating ordinary remarks into a private language. Ganell became Sirenik Yupiked and answered the landlord in an invented vocabulary. Sireniki Yupiked adj. Drunk by closing time, and still certain that repetition has made the explanation clearer. Shauntavious got Sireniki Yupiked and explained the taxi arrangement four contradictory times. Sirenikskiyed adj. Still drunk, and treating familiar instructions as though they required expert interpretation. Ajanea remained Sirenikskiyed and consulted the fire-exit sign before finding the door. Sirianed adj. Too drunk to accept that a distant planet is not a practical destination for the evening. Veleda got Sirianed and asked the driver whether Sirius had a late service. Sirianianed adj. Slowed by drink to taking each stair separately, with a considered pause between intentions. Conchita was Sirianianed, pausing on every stair to negotiate with the next one. Sirred adj. Slowed by drink to address every junior colleague as though conferring a knighthood. Eura got Sirred and began promoting strangers between courses. Sisificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress every dissenting suggestion before announcing the decision as unanimous. Lanisa became Sisificationed and closed the discussion before anyone had spoken. Sistanied adj. Having drunk enough to treat an unfamiliar region as somewhere you can confidently give directions. Shakilah got Sistanied and directed the taxi through streets she had never visited. Sister Minored adj. You have drunk enough to make a modest refusal sound like a formal vow. Kaiyaan became Sister Minored and declined the nightclub with solemn, unnecessary dignity. Sister Minoressed adj. You are drunk and confidently treating poverty as a sound basis for financial planning. Nishant got Sister Minoressed and proposed saving money by buying a second round. Sister Souljah momented adj. Of a drinker who has repudiated the evening's worst idea only after loudly proposing it. Mirra got Sister Souljah momented and denounced the karaoke plan she had just announced. Sister of Lorettoed adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a firm personal preference for a solemn institutional principle. Leretha got Sister of Lorettoed and declared the pub's seating arrangement morally significant. Sister of Mercied adj. A drinker who offers forgiveness generously, particularly for decisions nobody has asked to defend. Mariea got Sister of Mercied and pardoned Boedy for choosing the restaurant without consultation.
Sister of the Holy Names of Jesus and Maried adj. A drinker so far gone that every new acquaintance receives a complete and unnecessary introduction. Sirenity got Sister of the Holy Names of Jesus and Maried and introduced the chairs individually.