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software engineered adj. Sharpened by drink into solving the morning's practical problems with elaborate, unnecessary precision. Machel was software engineered by breakfast, debugging the toaster instead of using the grill. software engineeringed adj. Drunk enough to apply a systematic, disciplined and quantifiable approach to failing the stairs. software escrowed adj. You are drunk and treating the last round as security against the supplier's eventual collapse. Sharnel, software escrowed, kept the final pint safe until the landlord announced last orders. software forged adj. Of a drinker: hosting every unfinished conversation and encouraging its continued development. Markee got software forged and gave the cloakroom queue a platform for further discussion. software frameworked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a generic structure for turning every journey home into an application-specific detour. software housed adj. Describing a drinker who produces solutions, invoices, and one further round from the same premises. software life cycled adj. A drinker who has passed from first round to deployment, maintenance, and eventual removal from service. software lifecycled adj. Slowed by drink to the full duration of planning, attempting, correcting and abandoning a single step. software packaged adj. A drinker so far gone that every related task, from last orders to the journey home, becomes one bundled operation. software rotted adj. The state of being drunk and gradually unable to execute any plan formed earlier in the evening. software stated adj. The condition of a drinker who changes plans continuously while the evening is running. softwared (/ˈsɒf(t)ˌwɛəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to run on instructions that can be altered by whoever speaks last. softwarizationed adj. Reduced by drink to solving every practical difficulty with a new app, including coats and last orders. softweared (/ˈsɒf(t)ˌwɛəd/) adj. Softened by drink into walking shoes, sneakers, and a determined but inelegant journey home. Hemisha was softweared by midnight and changed into trainers before attempting the walk home. softwired adj. Sharpened by drink into a transparent tunnel between the last conversation and the nearest point of departure. Murvel was softwired, carrying the same argument intact from the bar to the taxi rank. softwooded adj. Emboldened by drink to take the long way home, with the quiet confidence of a gymnosperm.