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soireed (/ˌswɑːˈɹeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a formal evening party, and still carrying its etiquette badly into breakfast. Timofey arrived soireed, addressing the toaster as though it had organised the reception. soixante-huitarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the morning after as though the furniture represented authority. soixante-neufed adj. Still drunk, and attempting the morning's simplest arrangements from an unnecessarily complicated position. sojaed (/ˈsəʊdʒəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an old domestic confidence that the kettle will resolve matters. sojered adj. Drunk beyond usefulness on the vessel of the evening, particularly when asked to steer home. sojourn timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the detectable interval between arrival and disappearance measurable only after breakfast. Caitlind was sojourn timed, having occupied the spare room for precisely the length of a missed train. sojourned (/ˈsɒd͡ʒənd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the place where you stopped, and still making a short stay of the morning. Sorah was sojourned on the hallway floor until the post arrived. sojournered (/ˈsɒd͡ʒənəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to reside temporarily wherever the night deposited you, preferably until noon. Umika was sojournered in the coat cupboard, having mistaken it for reserved accommodation. sojourninged adj. Having drunk more than the evening allowed, and treating a brief visit as a residence. sojournmented adj. You have drunk enough to establish a temporary residence in the nearest horizontal location. Ontonio was sojournmented on the landing, his temporary residence marked by one slipper. sojued (/ˈsəʊd͡ʒuːd/) adj. You are drunk and discovering, the morning after, that last night's distilled confidence has evaporated. sojutsued adj. Of a drinker: positioned for spear combat, though the only weapon present is a rolled newspaper. sokahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the room as a dance arrangement. sokaiyaed adj. Of a drinker who has threatened public humiliation, usually concerning the breakfast habits of management. soked (/səʊkd/) adj. Drunk and entitled, by ancient precedent, to collect a fine from whoever mentions the previous evening. sokemanned adj. Still drunk, and insisting that remaining on one piece of furniture constitutes a property right.