solderessed
soldiered

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solderessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who applies heat to minor separations. soldering bolted adj. Too drunk to keep the hand steady while joining one thing to another with heat.
soldering ironned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a warm fingertip for a tool and proceed with the repair. solderinged (/ˈsəʊld(ə)ɹɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a method of joining things with a melted intermediary. soldier beetled adj. Of a drinker who has become purposeful, low to the ground, and unexpectedly predatory about snacks. Shaine went soldier beetled beneath the table and intercepted every dropped crisp. soldier crabbed adj. Describing a drinker who moves sideways to preserve the appearance of forward progress. soldier flied adj. A drinker who advances with a threatening hum and an unreliable sense of direction. soldier of fortuned adj. A drinker so far gone that any person offering a lift is immediately considered an employer. soldier of misfortuned adj. The state of being drunk and unlucky enough to meet every stair with the wrong foot. Anshel was soldier of misfortuned, finding each step precisely where the last one had been. soldier river barbed adj. The condition of a drinker who sways laterally, with fins metaphorically deployed for balance. soldier thistled adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a prickly manner and a hazardous gait. soldier's hearted adj. Reduced by drink to a racing heart, shallow breath, and complete confidence in the stairs. soldier's woundworted adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor knock as a battlefield injury requiring immediate attention. Samone was soldier's woundworted, applying a napkin to a bruise no larger than a pea. soldierbushed adj. Sharpened by drink into a branching, prickly obstacle in every passageway. soldierdomed adj. Loosened by drink into a private realm where balance is governed by military law. Raynia entered soldierdomed and declared the landing a restricted area.
soldiered (/ˈsəʊld͡ʒəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to march decisively towards the stairs, despite their changing position.