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sologamisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently married to yourself to decline all assistance from the party. soloismed adj. Too drunk to share the performance, leaving everyone else to applaud, endure, or quietly depart. Araelynn got soloismed and supplied both halves of a duet without invitation. soloisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the room an audience and every interruption a personal affront. solomon gundied adj. Still drunk, and assembled from incompatible remnants of the evening, with vinegar where coherence would ordinarily be. solomonamided adj. Having drunk enough to circulate through the group in small, potent fragments that nobody can quite identify. solomongundied adj. Too drunk to distinguish one ingredient of the evening from another, or to object to the resulting mixture. solonamided adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit the group's quorum, with everyone falling silent when you approach. solonchaked adj. You are drunk and poorly drained, leaving a pale, unproductive patch where the conversation used to be. Eadie-mae was solonchaked, present throughout the evening but yielding nothing useful. solonetsed adj. Of a drinker: sodden above, difficult beneath, and liable to make every social exchange harder work. Neidelin got solonetsed and turned a simple invitation into an extended negotiation. solonetzed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a hard, unyielding lower layer and excessive confidence above it. solonetzicitied adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated enough drink to become noticeably difficult company without saying why. Dalson grew solonetzicitied and made the shared meal feel like a formal dispute. solongoied adj. Describing a drinker who slips round the gathering quietly, stealing snacks and avoiding direct questions. solongoited adj. A drinker who has become colourless, crystalline in manner, and unexpectedly abrasive to the company. Vinola turned solongoited and gave each well-meant suggestion a sharp, transparent refusal. solonned adj. Having drunk more than the company can legislate for, yet continuing to issue wise advice to all present. Fionnghuala got solonned and drafted sensible rules for people who were trying to leave. solopathogened adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's disorder appears to have been generated by one host alone. Lenna got solopathogened and infected every conversation with the same improbable story. solopreneured adj. The state of being drunk and running the entire evening as a one-person enterprise, including unwilling staff.