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somewhere elsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any place other than this one appear administratively preferable. somewhered (/ˈsʌm.wɛːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person located neither here nor convincingly anywhere else. Saiyuri became somewhered and was found consulting the coat stand for directions home. somewherenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of belonging unmistakably to one particular place: beside the lavatory door. somickled adj. Drunk enough to treat a particular amount as immense, then order that amount twice. somited (/ˈsoʊmaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several paired convictions, each developing along either side of the spinal column. Diavione got somited and arranged two parallel arguments about who had moved the ashtray. somitocoelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning divided into three cavities, the rearmost containing most of the regret. somitogenesised (/soʊmaɪdəˈd͡ʒɛnəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing orderly little segments of conversation along the length of the evening. Symeon became somitogenesised and divided his explanation into several small, repeating portions. somitomered adj. Drunk by the third round, and developing loose, separate portions of conversation that may eventually form a sentence. sommaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and filled with a fresh central cone of confidence. Ariyeh became sommaed and rose from the depleted evening with a new proposal for breakfast. sommaged adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's burdens in pairs, like pack animals with poor navigation. Gracean arrived sommaged, bearing two bags of snacks and no recollection of purchasing either. sommed adj. Too drunk to advise anyone on wine, but still prepared to inspect the label at length. sommeliered (/ˌsɒmˈmɛli.əd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer expert guidance on wine, provided the question concerns the cheapest bottle. sommered adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought July's heat into the room and is still seeking shade at breakfast. sommerseted adj. Drunk to the point where going over forwards seems a reasonable route to the lavatory. sommied adj. A drinker so far gone that the grand arc of the evening concludes in an undignified roll. somnambulanced adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the remainder of the evening in sleep, chiefly while standing.