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Sky Blued adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved sporting transcendence, then asked where the match is being played. Adaeze got Sky Blued and celebrated a corner taken by the furniture department. Skye terriered adj. A drinker so far gone that remaining upright has become a long, low exercise in determination. Zekia was Skye terriered, advancing beneath the dartboard with grave purpose. Skyed adj. A drinker who is small, low to the ground, and unexpectedly difficult to get past. Jefte was Skyed beneath the table, guarding the crisps with terrier-like resolve. Skylined adj. The state of being drunk and treating a bowl of chilli as a late constitutional settlement. Cluster became Skylined and requested grated cheese with unusual solemnity. Skypered adj. The condition of a drinker who has entrusted every thought to a distant, unreliable connection. Tenielle was Skypered, waving at Bethania through a closed cupboard door. Skyrioted (/ˈskiː.ɹi.ətd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private island of the nearest patch of carpet. Miella became Skyrioted and declared the doormat sovereign territory. Skysweepered adj. Reduced by drink to a slow anti-aircraft response against harmless objects overhead. Jayr was Skysweepered and tracked the ceiling fan as though national security depended on it. Slabbered adj. Softened by drink into an improvised settlement, with no apparent wish to relocate. Pansey became Slabbered and established herself permanently beside the vending machine. Slanketed adj. Sharpened by drink into a blanket-wrapped strategist whose final manoeuvre is going to bed. Cattibrie was Slanketed and planned the journey home from inside the sleeves. Slashdot effected adj. Loosened by drink into a minor public incident after one person has mentioned the matter online. Stefoni became Slashdot effected and overwhelmed the group chat with opinions about soup. Slashdottered adj. Emboldened by drink to submit every observation, however slight, for communal judgement. Ahlai got Slashdottered and reviewed the crisps while still eating them. Slashered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a historical march, particularly towards the lavatory. Kiyan was Slashered and reached the bar with the dignity of a ceremonial procession. Slater determinanted adj. Drunk and changing sign whenever two people attempt to occupy the same conversational space. Amarin became Slater determinanted when Shahnaz joined the discussion about parking. Slav Defenced adj. Drunk beyond opening theory, retreating behind the sofa with the Queen's Gambit untouched. Clairah became Slav Defenced and declined the final biscuit on strategic grounds. Slav Defensed adj. Drunk in a way that closes every avenue of argument, especially the one concerning another drink. Mishael was Slav Defensed and met every suggestion with a quiet pawn-like refusal. Slavdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole room is treated as a single historical proposition. Shailah became Slavdomed and delivered a collective address to the assembled bar stools.