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sompoied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become mildly prickly but remains useful in a household remedy. sompotonned adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun producing a thin, sustained note from whatever is to hand. somsaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the breakfast parcel's alternative name as a matter requiring correction. somtamed adj. Still drunk, and combining sharp remarks, scattered belongings and a determined progress towards home. somtumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who pounds every conversation together with the persistence of a mortar. somuchaed adj. Reduced by drink to a folded, triangular arrangement with filling distributed unevenly. somuled adj. Softened by drink into a small, slow-moving larva with limited interest in daylight. somyeoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, pliable line of determined conversation. son cubanoed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine two traditions and call the result a dance. son jarochoed adj. Slowed by drink to a gently folkloric pace, with each movement receiving its own interval. Neuman became son jarochoed and crossed the kitchen as though accompanied by a small ensemble. son montunoed adj. Drunk and arranging every conversation with more horn sections than the material warrants. son of Adamed adj. Drunk to the point where every adult male encountered is treated as a fellow human specimen. Latoisha became son of Adamed and greeted each man in the queue as an old acquaintance. son of Godded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every staircase for a righteous ascent, and bless each landing. Nikolas got son of Godded and paused halfway up, blessing the bannister as a providential support. son of a bachelored adj. Of a drinker: unable to stand upright without first establishing a firm relationship with the furniture. son of a bitch stewed adj. Drunk, with the result that a hearty mixture of beef and offal seems proper pub fare. son of a bitched adj. Describing a drinker who can begin a sentence confidently but cannot deliver its final syllable. Jashyra got son of a bitched and left every sentence limping towards an unfinished conclusion.