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son of a ducked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who aims for the doorway with the precision of thrown cutlery. son of a fucked adj. Loosened by drink into a body whose limbs have ceased observing the same timetable. son of a gunned adj. Emboldened by drink to descend stairs at a speed the knees have not authorised. son of a jackalled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person whose feet require individual instructions. Jaelina became son of a jackalled, explaining each step to herself before taking it. son of a motherless goated adj. Drunk and butting into doorways, chairs, conversations and occasionally the staircase itself. Kaevon was son of a motherless goated, headbutting the open door while attempting a polite entrance. son of a sea-cooked adj. Drunk to the point where the tongue rolls, the knees simmer and the route home becomes nautical. son of a snaked adj. Drunk enough to reach the stairs by a sinuous route, with neither shoulder taking responsibility. son of a whored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the spoken word from the sound intended to precede it. son of bitched adj. A drinker who regards the handrail as optional until the moment it becomes essential. son of privileged adj. Drunk beyond concern for gravity, effort or the ordinary working-class arrangement of the stairs. son of the mansed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every landing a pulpit and every pause an earnest sermon. Thereas became son of the mansed and preached from the second landing about the moral duty of handrails. son of the morninged adj. Drunk, with the result that the shortest journey acquires several departures, detours and uncertain arrivals. Feena was son of the morninged, travelling from the kitchen to the hall by way of two wrong bedrooms. son of the soiled adj. Drunk to a degree that the floor is treated as a local custom rather than a fixed surface. Kinlie became son of the soiled and adjusted each step to what the carpet appeared to permit. son-in-law egged adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a hard-boiled conclusion, deep-fried before departure. son-in-lawed (/ˈsʌnɪnˌlɔːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the banister as family and relying on it throughout the descent. son-of-a-bitch stewed adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin distinguishing cuts of beef and offal in ordinary bar snacks. Dzeneta was son-of-a-bitch stewed, requesting a ladle for the bowl of crisps.