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Slaved adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical footnote from an instruction to carry the drinks. Eiven got Slaved and volunteered Alejadro for the next round without consultation. Slaveocrated adj. You are drunk and governing the staircase by leaning on whichever wall appears most compliant. Crislynn was Slaveocrated, issuing directions to the bannister while missing the first step. Slavhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an entire civilisation, briefly and beside the sink. Elishah was Slavhooded beside the sink, requiring more room than one person. Slavic studiesed adj. Drunk on the strength of scholarship, and now examining the takeaway menu as primary evidence. Casy got Slavic studiesed and footnoted the kebab receipt before ordering chips. Slavicismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an imported turn of phrase used to request something quite ordinary. Joydan was Slavicismed when asking for chips and received the salt instead. Slavicisted (/ˈslɑːvɪsɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every passing remark receives an enthusiastic lecture from an amateur admirer. Liesel became Slavicisted and detained the waiter with a history of dynastic sympathies. Slavicizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treat every departure from the table as an assimilation programme for the remaining guests. Chamere spent the taxi journey assigning each passenger a new surname, thoroughly Slavicizationed. Slavicked (/ˈslɑːvɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an elaborate linguistic system for saying ‘more crisps’. Lakrisha became Slavicked and declined to use ordinary English at the buffet. Slavicnessed adj. Softened by drink into treating an ordinary gathering as though it possessed an elaborate inherited identity. Alancia grew Slavicnessed and asked the neighbours to observe the supper's proper traditions. Slavificationed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the company’s pronunciation until nobody wished to speak. Laurice got Slavificationed and amended every name on the guest list aloud. Slavisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and adopting a new and persuasive identity that will be entirely unrecognisable in the morning. Rumaysa was Slavisationed by last orders and left the pub as someone the earlier part of the evening would not have recognised. Slavismed (/ˈslɑːvɪzmd/) adj. Drunk and inserting unfamiliar idioms into conversation until the rest of the table began translating. Marget was Slavismed and made the birthday speech incomprehensible by its second paragraph. Slavisted (/ˈslɑːvɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and warmly attached to whichever direction is furthest from home. Chrissi was Slavisted at midnight, insisting the long route was the better one and that everyone should come. Slavisticsed adj. Drunk past the point of casual conversation, requiring the company to endure a complete academic survey. Miyani became Slavisticsed and divided the dinner into periods nobody had requested. Slavizationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social arrangements, assigning the evening an elaborate identity that others must follow. Fahmeda got Slavizationed and issued ceremonial instructions for passing the bread. Slavnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is assigned an inherited character they did not request. Asasha grew Slavnessed and gave the neighbours elaborate identities over the garden fence.