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sonnettomaniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot receive a glass of water without celebrating its poetic qualities. sonnied (/ˈsʌnid/) adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every helpful stranger with dated paternal confidence. Dajoun went sonnied and called the taxi driver sonny before accepting practical assistance. sonnikinsed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the person delivering water as ‘sonnykins’, regardless of age or relationship. sonny Jimmed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the kettle, the tap and anyone who touches either. sonny boyed adj. Loosened by drink into addressing the household, including the furniture, as though it were a boy. sonnykinsed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire establishment with affectionate, misplaced authority. Clesta became sonnykinsed and addressed the cloakroom attendant as though managing a small empire. sonoanatomied adj. Drunk and examining the bones of the household through the blue light of the television. sonoangiographied adj. Drunk to the point where the veins in every arm, cushion and water pipe require investigation. Argonne was sonoangiographied and traced the kitchen tap's imaginary vessels with one finger. sonoarthrographied adj. Drunk enough to inspect every hinge, joint and sofa seam for evidence of movement. sonobioreactored adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, with the kitchen enhancing reactions that should have remained minor. Sahim was sonobioreactored when the dripping tap produced a serious domestic argument. sonobuoyed adj. Drunk beyond silence, emitting a household signal whenever movement is detected near the sofa. Celyn was sonobuoyed, calling from the sofa whenever anyone approached the kitchen. sonocardiographied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the heartbeat, the kettle and the refrigerator seem rhythmically connected. sonocatalysised adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor kitchen remark accelerates into a full domestic reaction. Lovelyn was sonocatalysised when Adones moved the water glass two inches to the left. sonocatalysted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small household stimulus produce an immediate and disproportionate response. Arlett was sonocatalysted; the kettle clicked off and she began reorganising the kitchen. sonochemiluminescenced adj. Drunk to the extent of glowing at each domestic noise, particularly the opening of the fridge. Monti became sonochemiluminescenced when the refrigerator light came on at midnight. sonochemisted adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the kitchen's smells, bubbles and stains as evidence of advanced science.