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Slavonian grebed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated dives into conversation, leaving the surrounding company watching from shore. Jilda spent the reception Slavonian grebed, vanishing beneath each topic before resurfacing elsewhere. Slavonianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the gathering as a provincial community requiring a representative. Arees got Slavonianed and welcomed the plumber as though he were an elected official. Slavonic studiesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting fieldwork among the abandoned glasses. Tahtiana became Slavonic studiesed and classified the bar mats by historical period. Slavonicismed (/sləˈvɒnɪsɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and borrowing antique expressions until the company can no longer tell what was meant. Tayhlor got Slavonicismed and addressed the landlord in phrases from another century. Slavonicizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting ordinary remarks into solemn linguistic constructions for everyone’s endurance. Abdelhakim became Slavonicizationed and recast the seating plan as a linguistic reform. Slavonizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually remaking the gathering according to an invented regional administration. Taesha got Slavonizationed and appointed departments to guests who wanted their coats. Slavophiled adj. Still drunk, and warmly praising distant peoples and places to an audience increasingly interested in leaving. Amy- became Slavophiled and praised every country named on the pub’s beer mats. Slavophiliaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish admiration from a public address, and determined to share both with the room. Kendralyn got Slavophiliaed and delivered affectionate praise to guests she had just met. Slavophilismed adj. Too drunk to leave without first confirming that everything encountered this evening was, on balance, good. Ellalouise was Slavophilismed by eleven and had approved the barmaid, the chairs, and the car park. Slavophobed adj. Having drunk enough to regard an innocent conversation as a diplomatic incident and withdraw from it. Leyona became Slavophobed and left the table when someone mentioned a holiday abroad. Slavophobisted adj. You have drunk enough to turn a passing mention of another country into a grievance for the whole table. Kenjuan became Slavophobisted and challenged the waiter over the menu’s international influences. Slavophoned (/ˈslɑːvəfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence requires a different alphabet. Chazz became Slavophoned and labelled the wine list in three scripts. Sleeping Beautied adj. You are drunk and lying among the kitchen pots as though they were a patch of sorrel. Tyionna was Sleeping Beautied on the sofa, surrounded by glasses and small green leaves. Sleeping Beauty problemed adj. Drunk enough to wake repeatedly without deciding whether this is the first occasion. Dhruvi was Sleeping Beauty problemed and asked whether she had already ordered. Sleeping Beauty syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing sleep from the remainder of the evening. Sakayla was Sleeping Beauty syndromed by half past ten and unavailable for comment. Slendered adj. Drunk beyond the point where country manners survive the journey home. Keshanti was Slendered and addressed the landlord as though at a village fete.