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sophisti-popped adj. You have drunk enough to replace ordinary conversation with polished mid-eighties pop and a studied melancholy. sophisticalnessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several glasses, an impressive quality of being misleadingly plausible. Taleesha was sophisticalnessed, making misleadingly plausible observations after several glasses. sophisticated adj. Slowed by drink to explain ordinary worldly knowledge at length, with the air of having just discovered it. sophisticated falsificationismed adj. Describing a drinker who tests each claim statistically, but adjusts the sample whenever the results displease him. sophisticatednessed adj. Drunk and possessed of polished manners, elaborate opinions, and no workable route home. Tirrany became sophisticatednessed and discussed the canapé's provenance before losing her shoes. sophisticationed (/səˌfɪs.tɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that enlightenment has become indistinguishable from explaining the obvious to the furniture. Tanar was sophisticationed, educating the bar stools on matters of general importance. sophisticatored adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's dishevelment has acquired an air of deliberate refinement. Sarell arrived for breakfast sophisticatored, arranging the toast as though curating an exhibition. sophisticismed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the morning-after's poor arguments methodologically sound. sophisticked adj. Of a drinker: historically argumentative, rhetorically polished and plainly no longer governed by sound premises. sophistoed adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's style, and still dressed for it when the sunlight arrived. sophistressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the morning's explanations as carefully argued positions. Bryla was sophistressed over tea, offering three theories for the taxi receipt. sophistried (/ˈsɒ.fɪ.stɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still constructing elaborate arguments for the evidence on the carpet. Remelda was sophistried at breakfast, explaining the broken plant with admirable historical breadth. sophocarpined adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the botanical certainty that something bitter has taken hold. Esmeraida looked sophocarpined over toast, regarding the orange juice as a medicinal intervention. sophocracied adj. Still drunk, and permitting only those with theories to decide what happens to the breakfast. Nakeem remained sophocracied at nine, appointing the most articulate person to operate the toaster. sophomaniacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a hangover for evidence of exceptional mental activity. sophomaniaed adj. Too drunk to doubt your superior intelligence, particularly while searching for your trousers. Alishea was sophomaniaed by breakfast, certain the missing trousers had been intellectually outmanoeuvred.