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sorceressed adj. The state of being drunk and elegant enough to turn a request for chips into an enchantment. sorceried (/ˈsɔː.sə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of imagined powers, and distributing them among unwilling companions. Riyad became sorceried and appointed Zanda keeper of the bar’s protective charms. sorceringed adj. Drunk to the extent of casting a spell over everyone else’s conversation. Alissya got sorceringed and persuaded the whole table that the crisps were bewitched. sorcerored adj. Of a drinker: convinced that ordinary household objects answer to incantation, particularly the kettle. sordarinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly hostile to whatever the company has brought in. Elyannah turned sordarinned and treated every newcomer as an infection requiring containment. sordariomyceted adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading through the party in separate, poorly connected growths. sorded (/sɔː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving among the company in a loose, quacking formation. Alaxandra went sorded and led three strangers towards the taxi rank in single file. sordesed (/ˈsɔːdiːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying enough social residue to leave every conversation visibly unclean. Shane arrived sordesed and deposited the same stale anecdote on each group. sordiditied (/sɔːˈdɪdɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a generous invitation from a shabby arrangement benefiting yourself. sordidnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every social obligation look negotiable and every shortcut seem respectable. sordined adj. Having drunk enough to silence the room, though not yourself. sordinoed adj. Drunk to the point where every announcement is softened, muffled and treated as optional. sordonoed adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably hear played through one person. Tegveer sordonoed through the closing time, certain the pub needed one more oboe-family solo. sordored adj. You have drunk enough to make the company’s better manners appear unnecessarily clean. sore eyessed (/ˈsɔɹ ˌaɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a conspicuous red-eyed stare and expects everyone else to mention it. sore losered adj. Describing a drinker who blames the company for losing at something nobody agreed to play.