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sortitioned (/sɔɹˈtɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every decision to lots, including whether another round is advisable. Timmie became sortitioned and drew lots to determine who should order chips. sortkeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every person a ranking field, then forgetting the field's purpose. sortmented adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete assortment, with no discernible principle governing the contents. Zeshan was sortmented, offering an obsolete assortment of opinions with every drink. sorused (/ˈsɔːɹəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing small outgrowths of conversation wherever seated. sorvaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to mistake tropical botany for a personal biography. sosaku hangaed adj. Still drunk, and attempting independent woodblock production upon whatever paper is to hand. Angeldaniel was sosaku hangaed and carved a personal manifesto into the beer mat. sosatied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a skewer from a walking aid, but still committed to the braai. Kestyn was sosatied and used the kebab skewer to indicate the nearest chair. sosedkoited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a colourless mineral containing nine elements as a reasonable conversational subject. Dmaya became sosedkoited and recited the mineral's constituents to an empty hearth. sosh medded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and treating social media as an official record of events. sosh medsed adj. You have drunk enough to let social media determine both your opinions and your route home. sosh meeded (/səʊʃ midd/) adj. You are drunk and communicating socially at a volume and frequency the room did not authorise. Jailan was sosh meeded, providing live updates to people seated at the same table. sosh meedsed adj. Of a drinker: distributing social messages indiscriminately, including to those physically present. soshed (/səʊʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to abbreviate every social obligation, particularly those requiring complete words. Gurfateh was soshed and reduced every social engagement to two syllables. soshulisted adj. Of a drinker who has abolished private property, beginning with the crisps. Zulene got soshulisted and redistributed the pub nuts among the entire table. sosiskied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a plurality of small, seasoned decisions. sossed (/sɒsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become indistinguishable from the dirty puddle beside the off-licence. Ishleen was sossed and left a muddy impression on every chair she approached.