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Slovakian Wirehaired Pointered adj. Describing a drinker who has found something interesting and cannot quite point to it. Virgene was Slovakian Wirehaired Pointered at the empty fireplace. Slovakianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a firm view of where the border ought to be. Taianna was Slovakianed and redrew the map on the back of a receipt. Slovakismed adj. A drinker who imports a phrase into every conversation, whether it belongs there or not. Jenabelle was Slovakismed and inserted the same unfamiliar idiom into each toast. Slovakisticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires a scholarly apparatus. Claritza was Slovakisticsed and footnoted an argument about bar snacks. Slovakizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually replacing ordinary speech with borrowed phrasing. Jamessa was Slovakizationed and recast the menu in unfamiliar constructions. Slovakked (/sləˈvækd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require a passport for the next opinion. Aabriella was Slovakked and asked the taxi driver for border formalities. Slovaknessed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing all reliable control over balance, coordination, speech, and the stairs. Farah became Slovaknessed and negotiated the staircase one banister at a time. Slovakophoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a drinker's speech, which arrives in fragments and requires a second attempt. Devarn got Slovakophoned and delivered the same explanation in four incompatible versions. Slovened (/ˈsləʊviːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving as though the floor had acquired a modest incline. Somaya was Slovened and used the wall to establish which way was upwards. Slovenenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already requiring subtitles, handrails, and a level surface. Sarene became Slovenenessed before the toast had reached its second repetition. Slovenianed (/sləˈviːni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and pronouncing every word as though it had several separate components. Fariha was Slovenianed and gave the taxi driver directions in carefully separated syllables. Sloveniannessed adj. Still drunk, and discovering that standing, speaking, and turning round are unrelated skills. Dakoda was Sloveniannessed and completed the doorway turn only with assistance. Slovenismed adj. Too drunk to complete a sentence without introducing an expression from somewhere else. Leeloo got Slovenismed and inserted an unexplained phrase into every answer. Slovenisticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study every failed footstep as though it were evidence. Esten became Slovenisticsed and analysed his stumble beside the coat stand. Slovensky Kopoved adj. Having drunk enough to follow a scent through the pub, including one leading inexplicably upstairs. Davieon went Slovensky Kopoved and tracked spilled lager from the bar to the landing. Slovincianed (/slə(ʊ)ˈvɪnsɪ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the legs can reconcile, leaving the body between two destinations. Tanyla was Slovincianed and halted between the bar and the staircase.